http://www.teamfortress.com en-us TF2 Blog RSS ]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2578 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:05:12 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2578 TF2maps.net have devised some sort of box puzzle that they thought you'd enjoy. Let me clear this up right now: They are incorrect in this thinking. I have stared at this blasted thing all morning and I can't make heads or tails of it. This is the problem with today's youth, if you ask me. Spending all their time devising clever boxy word puzzles instead of doing something constructive, like pushups, or jumping on a live grenade, or sitting in a foxhole cradling a man in your arms and watching the blood run out of him and the life drain from his eyes, or sit-ups.

]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2562 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:25:43 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2562 Bonus page. In addition, our merchandising crew had as much fun coming up with Spy & Sniper themed merchandise as we did making the update, so make sure you go and check it all out.

]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2535 Fri, 22 May 2009 22:22:09 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2535 live. What are you waiting for? Go play!]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2531 Thu, 21 May 2009 22:59:20 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2531
But wait. First, is your boss around? No? Well get him over here! He is going to love this! Your fiancée's parents too. Heck, gather everyone around your computer right now, then read them this prepared statement:
]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2528 Wed, 20 May 2009 23:47:04 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2528 ]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2525 Tue, 19 May 2009 21:00:31 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2525 "Sir, you've fired everyone."
"Already? But it's not even eight o'clock."
"You've outdone yourself, sir."
]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2520 Tue, 19 May 2009 02:57:26 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2520 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2519 Tue, 19 May 2009 02:51:14 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2519 "Wait, what? I—"
"You're fired."

]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2518 Tue, 19 May 2009 02:29:55 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2518 ]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2516 Tue, 19 May 2009 00:40:34 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2516 ]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2515 Tue, 19 May 2009 00:32:38 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2515 Scout, the Soldier, the Demoman, the Heavy, the Engineer, and the Sniper. Then, for some reason, a sandwich. But now it's time to meet the stealthiest, shiftiest, most secretive, suit-wearing TF team member of all...
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Holy hell. All those conspiracy theorists on the TF forum couldn’t have been right all along, could they? Pyro's going to be inconsolable now.

]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2509 Fri, 15 May 2009 20:11:13 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2509 the Razorback, a beautiful hand-carved tribal shield with a shocking modification.]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2506 Thu, 14 May 2009 21:17:31 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2506 here and check out how spot he really is here. It was his birthday earlier this month, so if you see him on a Goldrush out there, wish him a happy birthday before you shoot him! ]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2504 Thu, 14 May 2009 20:09:20 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2504 Sniper Update is live, this time with a rundown on a new game mode and two new arena maps. Plus a postcard from Sniper, who likes to keep his parents updated on his exciting, legal, not-being-a-crazed-gunman job.]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2500 Wed, 13 May 2009 22:48:22 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2500 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2499 Wed, 13 May 2009 00:08:31 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2499 The Sniper Update is upon us.]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2497 Tue, 12 May 2009 20:09:14 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2497 their webpage. We played a bunch of 2.0, and can't wait to spend some time with the new update. There's a ton of new additions, from Control Point mode to Killcams to Manviches, so even if you've played it before, you should head over there and check it out!
]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2479 Tue, 05 May 2009 22:27:57 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2479 Doctor Who Theme while you read.

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]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2338 Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:29:03 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2338 Honestly.

Please, do take a cursory glance at the missive directly below this one. Take care to notice its author, and the dismally recent date of its posting.]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2293 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:38:25 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2293
]]> http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:44:18 +0000 http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262 The Scout Update!

Also, we released an update yesterday with a change that needs some clarification. The update notes said this:

• Sticky bombs now get a reduced close range damage ramp up (like Rocket Launcher & Syringe Gun)

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